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Thu March 28, 2024
(Patch)
 
 
 
Back in my day we walked to school, up hill both ways, in snow and rain. And if lucky enough to see a solar eclipse we'd stare at the thing all day
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"The fella should just forget about it and move on" is for when someone loses their phone, not $1.5 billion in bitcoin
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man in dress washes feet of 12 women in prison from his wheelchair. ThatsMyFetish.jpg
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey library has a radical idea to install an 'old school' landline phone free for the public to use, and the locals love it, including middle schoolers who have no idea what it is or how to use it
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Finally after 400 years, the Dutch have unveiled plans for marking New York City's start. Let's hope they aren't intending to rename it New Amsterdam
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(Time)
 
 
 
The "COVID-Cautious" feel abandoned by the COVID-Careless
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Day after man in Scream mask arrested for killing neighbor, things get weirder when dad shows up
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Look, people. You're simply not trying hard enough to win at PowerBall, because the jackpot went unclaimed again last night and is now expected to rise to almost $1 billion
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(TownNews)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy and his ball of concrete
 
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Philadelphia warns against parking on the sidewalk, since everyone knows it's for driving on
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
4PM Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream with Drew, Lucky & Rebecca. Down the Welsh Rabbit Hole - Not a Euphemisn edition
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(Harvard Crimson)
 
 
 
Klaatu barada ... necktie?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
In Richmond, CA, Chevron is the largest employer. Last year, a major refinery flare led to unbreathable air. In 2021, a pipeline rupture dumped diesel fuel in the bay. But nothing was ever reported. Fark: Because Chevron also owns the local paper
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Found: $500,000 house. Describe to claim
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Don't worry San Diego, the Coronado Bridge is a different kind of bridge all together
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"In the area under 'Do not write in this space,' he wrote, 'Okay.'"
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(KHON2 Honolulu)
 
 
 
'The Blast Sticks' would make a great band name, home security device
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Caption this barely bearable conversation
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Reporter dubs statue "eye-wounding erection", Subby thinks he's looking at it cockeyed
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave music includes tunes from Eurythmics, Klaus Nomi, Bongos, and Cactus World News. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #593. Starts @ 1:00PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(Time)
 
 
 
Sam Bankman Freed, but not for 25 years
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(CBS 17)
 
 
 
'We're biscuit masters, not spelling bee champions,' says 'Bojagnles' restaurant
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Hey remember that time Donald Trump stared directly at the Sun during a solar eclipse? He'll get another chance in a little over a week
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Live coverage of Trump's First Amendment challenge to GA charges
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Baltimore's Francis Scott Key Bridge was hiat by a ship in 1980, but because Biden was not president then and DEI/wokeness did not exist, it did not collapse
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Man ordered to scrape graffiti off his fence or face heavy fines. Difficulty: He's 102
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Go Granny Go
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
How come all the google street view shots of Denver are blurry?
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Lawyers crowd funding for expert witness in case of man accused of killing two girls. These are the same lawyers who swear it wasn't them that gave crime scene photos to Podcaster. Also the lawyers who quit then said no we didn't
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with the bad weather and a bit bored, a British man headed off to war. Russia's war specifically, saying he'll 'die for Putin.' Get a hobby next time?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sometimes the articles just write themselves
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(Wordpress)
 
 
 
Photoshop tennis challege: a FARK-worthy Easter bonnet
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Buy plywood futures, have your galoshes ready, the 2024 hurricane season is going to be explosive, so bad we could 'run out of names' for storms for the first time ever (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
Hidden camera found in a staff bathroom at Hasbro Children's Hospital. That's way more than meets the eye
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Day 764 of WW3: Putin says Russia won't attack Nato countries, has no designs on any Nato country, and will not attack Poland, the Baltic states or the Czech Republic. Whelp, that means we should prepare for WW3. It's your Thursday Ukraine war thread
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Breaking Spring
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Fight Club: Incel edition
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Most people call 911 for help, to report emergencies, criminal acts. Florida Man calls 911 as his personal entertainment center
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(KTUL Tulsa)
 
 
 
Headline: "Punxsutawney Phil and Phyllis welcome two baby groundhogs." Like all parents of newborn babies, Phil and Phyllis will experience six weeks of no sleep
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
The purge begins
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(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
Elderly man dies in freak escalator / suit-jacket accident at station
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Man, we've been experiencing total power failures on this rust-bucket for days. Do you think we should look into it?" "Nah, let's work it out on the high seas after we go under that bridge"
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Police arrest drunk man for driving the wrong way for 27 miles, though I don't see how they knew where he was trying to go
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(Bellingcat)
 
 
 
In other 'loud white Conservative thumbs his nose at justice' news, Ammon Bundy has been hanging out in southwest Utah. Send snacks
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(Farktography)
 
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Theme of Farktography Contest No. 986: "Pattern Recognition". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(Fark)
 
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Headline of the Month February 2024 voting for Main
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headline of the Month Voting for December 2023 January 2024 and February 2024. Q1 Voting all in one! Links to all voting threads. Everyone can vote! Enjoy the best Farking headlines!
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Wed March 27, 2024
(9 News)
 
 
 
PSA, 2024 version: Always carry cigarettes, just in case
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